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hamishwatson:

I have a midterm in Fem class tomorrow and the people I know in that class are like GOTTA LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GENDER AND SEX, GOTTA REMEMBER ALL THE TERMS NON-BINARY INTERSEX HETERONORMATIVITY CISGENDERED WHAT DOES THIS ALL MEAN HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CRAM AND REMEMBER ALL OF THIS AND HOW…

no:

when will ariana grande’s quinceañera end

please don’t be intimidated by me, I’m a fucking dork

hauntedjaeger:

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

I’m pretty sure this is the only way to get our space program back. 

the 2 types of parents when it comes to letting kids stay home from school

parent 1 : oh you don't want to go to school today? aww it's ok honey you can stay at home if you want :)
parent 2 : unless u got blood coming out of ur ears u goin 2 school

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

boo-bickells:

do you ever get attached to like one line or phrase from a song and it holds so much meaning to you but no one else understands how powerful those few words are to you

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

nickiminajsasshole:

"money can’t buy happiness"